5.9 Earthquake hits Virginia; California hit by a 8.6 on the Smug Scale

Haha! Take that you suit wearing defense lobbyists! Man I’ve been dealing with earthquakes my whole life!

I remember Northridge back in ‘94, oh man! The freeways collapsed! We were totally inconvenienced for like a month!

And in 1987 there was Whittier Narrows, I didn’t have to go to school that day!

I was at work one time and I got under my desk, but I really didn’t need to because it wasn’t that big of a quake but everyone else was and there was this lady from the cube next to me crying because she was scared and I was all like “Man it’ll be ok!” and it was.

And this one time a truck drove by my house and totally shook it a little bit. I thought it was an earthquake for a second but I totally wasn’t worried because I’m from L.A. and I’m used to it …

Pussies.

  1. moustachioed said: Heyyyyyyy, c’mon! You’re talking about a whole bunch of people who have no reference for that sensation! What are they supposed to do when the ground shake for nearly a minute? I knew it was an earthquake and I would be fine, but I still freaked out!
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