Hooray! The Debt Crisis is over. But wait…

Another crisis? NO!

As any of you who still have investments in the stock market should know, the DOW Jones Industrial Average dropped 500 points yesterday! Just when you think you can take a breath and enjoy the summer there’s another event waiting to steal everything you’ve ever worked for from you.

Apparently the economic growth we’ve been experiencing has been less growth and more statistics and the geniuses over at Wall St are just figuring it out now. Come on guys, pay me a billion dollars and I’ll tell you the long term trend of the markets (down).

Unemployment is still a problem, housing is still overpriced and Europe is having it’s own perpetual crisis to deal with. This isn’t over.

But rest assured, our government, fresh from victory over the evils of debt default will no doubt have a plan that will require shared sacrifice from the entire American Middle Class and poor to make sure that the stock market never goes down again. So get your check books ready because the economy needs YOUR help. After all, you want to have a retirement plan left once the Baby Boomers suck Social Security dry.

Well, actually, the government’s probably cutting that too so there won’t even be enough of that left for the Boomers.

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